Feb 2, 20196 minHow to Prepare for Your Colonoscopy in 300 Easy StepsA Parody Based on an Actual Instruction Packet Nothing contained herein constitutes medical advice. If you sue me, I will counter-sue you...
Jul 30, 20182 minAll the Jobs I Can’t DoDisclaimer: The following post is meant to be funny, not a point of reference for future potential employers. In all the years that I’ve ...
Nov 15, 20176 minNo Guns in Australia?!I watch a lot of House Hunters International before bed because I find it to be soothing and I like seeing how people live in other parts...
Aug 29, 20174 minMy Vacation with the Obamas and Amy SchumerDisclaimer: The title of this post is misleading and some parts of the story are grossly exaggerated. Also…it’s hard to spell exaggerated...
Aug 4, 20171 minFriday Musings–8/4/17Hello! It’s Friday and I’m feeling a little bit lazy, so instead of writing a blog post, I’m just making a bullet point list of my recent...
Jul 26, 20174 minPeople Are Weird–Part 1The longer I live the clearer it becomes: people are weird. I don’t mean the kind of weird that everyone used to make fun of in the 90s b...
May 18, 20175 minTMI. Literally.It’s a wonderful privilege to live in America and be able to shop freely for products that we want or need. It’s also a privilege to be a...
Feb 27, 20173 minA Politically Correct Love LetterA love letter in a time when you can’t tell girls they’re pretty, you can’t praise anyone for results or achievements, and everyone is en...
Feb 10, 20162 minBedtime RoutinesNot to grossly generalize (which is exactly what I’m doing), but I’ve noticed, through my own experiences and from talking with friends, ...
Jan 28, 20161 minToday’s MusingsWhy does my phone change “about” to “Soviet”? Is it the 1980s? If a pregnant woman is snoring but her husband is sleeping on the couch, i...
Sep 16, 20152 min“The Country, ” Deer Crossing and a Whole Lot of LaundryFor the month of August, we transported our family to “the country” (which, for me, means anything that is neither city nor suburb). Whil...
May 26, 20153 minEtiquetteThe Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines etiquette as “The conduct or procedure required by good breeding or prescribed by authority to be ...
May 4, 20154 minIt’s Always a Special OccasionSigh. I just love sweets. I just love them so, so much. I always tell my husband that I want to open an ice cream parlor/crêperie, but...
Apr 28, 20152 minIcing on the CakeExpressions. I didn’t grow up hearing them very often so, most of the time, when someone uses one, I don’t understand it and I just nod ...
Apr 9, 20152 minFish in the Dark, Extreme Distress in the BalconyI went to see Larry David’s “Fish in the Dark”. I realized a little late in the game that I wanted to see the show and by the time I had...
Mar 24, 20153 minIt’s SpicyHi! I hope you’re having a nice Spring Break or, as we New Yorkers are apt to say, an “extended Winter.” Cue the violins playing and th...
Feb 18, 20153 min“No Salt” HubrisIt’s no secret that I like to eat. I love trying new restaurants and I can’t really diet because I just enjoy food too much. I think th...
Feb 17, 20153 minIronic Side EffectsHave you ever noticed that certain medications have ridiculously ironic/disturbing/hilarious (but only if it’s not happening to me) side ...
Feb 5, 20152 minThat Place on the CliffHouse Hunters. Watching that show is my favorite ritual right before bed. I pop on the TV and take a journey with people searching for ...
Feb 2, 20152 minAn Exclusive Interview with Old McDonaldI sat down in our news studio to interview Old McDonald about the changes that have taken place in the farming industry over the years an...