Apr 9, 20192 minCo-Op Letter of ReferenceBoard of Directors 7 Astor Court New York, NY 10021 To Whom It May Concern, I am delighted to offer my full support of Felicity and Morti...
Feb 2, 20196 minHow to Prepare for Your Colonoscopy in 300 Easy StepsA Parody Based on an Actual Instruction Packet Nothing contained herein constitutes medical advice. If you sue me, I will counter-sue you...
Jul 30, 20182 minAll the Jobs I Can’t DoDisclaimer: The following post is meant to be funny, not a point of reference for future potential employers. In all the years that I’ve ...
Dec 6, 20174 minRight NowI’ve been reflecting a lot about the passage of time. The main reason for this preoccupation, I think, is that my children are hitting va...
Nov 2, 20178 minAnna Doesn’t Want ToNow that I’ve changed the title of my site, you may be wondering what it is, exactly, that I don’t want to do. The answer is EVERYTHING. ...
May 3, 20163 minIf Thank You Notes Told the TruthDear Betty, I really didn’t want to write you this note, but my mother-in-law said that since you two co-chair the Spring Gala Committee ...
Feb 10, 20162 minBedtime RoutinesNot to grossly generalize (which is exactly what I’m doing), but I’ve noticed, through my own experiences and from talking with friends, ...
Nov 11, 20153 minMoving Out…Moving On?My parents are moving out of my (third) childhood home where I lived from ages 9-18, during college breaks, and for two years after colle...
Sep 16, 20152 min“The Country, ” Deer Crossing and a Whole Lot of LaundryFor the month of August, we transported our family to “the country” (which, for me, means anything that is neither city nor suburb). Whil...
May 29, 20151 minI’m Published!Well, it was an eventful couple of weeks. I must say that it was a really terrific feeling when I found out that my first piece ever was...
May 4, 20154 minIt’s Always a Special OccasionSigh. I just love sweets. I just love them so, so much. I always tell my husband that I want to open an ice cream parlor/crêperie, but...