A Parody Based on an Actual Instruction Packet Nothing contained herein constitutes medical advice. If you sue me, I will counter-sue you for imbecility. Tha...

Disclaimer: The following post is meant to be funny, not a point of reference for future potential employers. In all the years that I’ve been a stay at home ...

I’ve been reflecting a lot about the passage of time. The main reason for this preoccupation, I think, is that my children are hitting various milestones tha...

Now that I’ve changed the title of my site, you may be wondering what it is, exactly, that I don’t want to do. The answer is EVERYTHING. Just kidding. Sort o...

Dear Betty, I really didn’t want to write you this note, but my mother-in-law said that since you two co-chair the Spring Gala Committee at Mercy Hospital, I...

Not to grossly generalize (which is exactly what I’m doing), but I’ve noticed, through my own experiences and from talking with friends, that the bedtime rou...

My parents are moving out of my (third) childhood home where I lived from ages 9-18, during college breaks, and for two years after college graduation. Last w...

For the month of August, we transported our family to “the country” (which, for me, means anything that is neither city nor suburb). While living in the coun...

Sigh.  I just love sweets.  I just love them so, so much.  I always tell my husband that I want to open an ice cream parlor/crêperie, but methinks you can’t ...